The Social Justice Translator

So, I’m new to the world of social justice and am still learning all the lingo, but after asking someone who considers themselves an authority on the matter, I managed to get some explanations that I’ve attempted to translate for the “non-woke” individuals out there. If anyone else can think of any other funny translations for terms like this, please PLEASE add them in the comments because they make me giggle.

  • Patriarchy = 90% of civilizations throughout time.
  • Mexicans/Muslims = A “race” of people with high melanin levels.
  • Islamaphobic = Racist (following from the definition above).
  • Racist = Caucasian.
  • Trans people = Anyone who says they’re trans or dresses like the opposite sex.
  • Transphobic = Anyone who asks questions/reacts negatively to a trans person.
  • Diversity/affirmative action hiring/quotas = Handicaps for the races or sexes they feel cannot get jobs on their own merits, or actual racism/sexism.
  • Liberal = Progressive.
  • Nazi = Conservative/Republican/anyone right wing/anyone who disagrees with them.
  • Listen and believe = Guilty until proven innocent.
  • Unconscious bias = Thoughtcrime.
  • Mansplaining = A person’s sex invalidating their facts and opinion.
  • Manspreading = A man who is trying not crush his genitals while sitting.
  • Genderfluid = A mental disconnect between gender and biological sex.
  • Cisnormative = The gender identity of the majority of the world.
  • Heteronormative = The sexual preference of the majority of the world.
  • It’s never okay to hit a woman = It’s okay to hit people just so long as they’re men.
  • Victim blaming = Any accountability.
  • Problematic = Wrong think.
  • Privileged = A white male.
  • Oppressed = Not a white male.
  • Marginalized = Victims of oppression.
  • Free speech = Hate speech.
  • Equality = Equity.
  • Ableist = Meritocrat.
  • Feminism = Equality for women, but only in certain cultures, and only in professions that don’t involve dealing with dangerous or gross situations.
  • Feminist = Ideological cherry picker.
  • Whitewashing = Actors pretending to be people they are not (A.K.A. acting).
  • Sexual harassment = Flirting that goes wrong or by someone who they find unattractive.
  • Sexual assault = Sexual harassment.
  • Rape = Sexual assault.
  • Rape culture = Any society that allows jokes about rape.
  • Misogynist = A male who disagrees with a female.
  • Empowered = A female who disagrees with a male.
  • Sexism = Double standards.
  • Toxic masculinity = sexism.
  • Offensive = Anything that doesn’t match their confirmation bias.
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